my brown boy: harry
annoying ass: yes my favorite brown boy
annoying ass: miss me?
my brown boy: no? i never miss you
annoying ass: i can smell the lies
annoying ass: its strong actually
my brown boy: i wanna ask you something
annoying ass: my telepathy told me that its about none other than
annoying ass: miss lauren jauregui
annoying ass: am i right?
my brown boy: yes
annoying ass: you damn right, im right. i cant remember the last time i was goddamn wrong
my brown boy: you aint lil boat so shut up white boy
annoying ass: ok ok what is it
my brown boy: did you delete our texts on her phone?
annoying ass: yes mate
annoying ass: im a lifesaver
annoying ass: a superhero to be exact
annoying ass: why
my brown boy: because she didnt ask me anything
my brown boy: thank you, h
annoying ass: aww no problem zaynie poo
my brown boy: fuck off
annoying ass: i wanna call her
my brown boy: for what
annoying ass: just to talk?
my brown boy: ill tell ezra
annoying ass: OK OK IM KIDDING DAMN
my brown boy: look at that
my brown boy: who would've guessed that the man full of confidence and charisma is afraid of his man, ezra miller
annoying ass: uhh excuse you
annoying ass: its not 'afraid' we call it 'respect' and 'love'
annoying ass: get it right
my brown boy: whatever you say, big guy
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wrong number | zayn malik au ✓
Fanfictionzayn: i won't hurt you lauren: thats the thing! i know im the one whos going to hurt you, zayn zayn: you already did, lauren start: 4 oct 2017 end: 9 apr 2018
