Still MISSING

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Have you seen Cecil Palmer?
Report to the City Council immediately!

Have you kidnapped Cecil Palmer?
Report to the City Council immediately!

Have you eaten Cecil Palmer?
Report to the City Council immediately!

Have you molecularly transferred Cecil Palmer into a purple cricket with forty-two legs and flesh-ripping fangs?
Report to the City Council immediately!

Are you Cecil Palmer?
Report to the City Council immediately!

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