Random Book (ﾟ∀ﾟ)

HELLO

Includes swearing and all dat snazz ._.

Lola: WHY HELLOW THERE! LONG TIME NO C
Rings: Lola it's see
Lola: shut up Rings
Rings: ...
Lola: TODAYYY IM WITH MYSELF AND RINGS!
Rings: I'm SO excited..yay..
Lola: hey..I'm not taking you to the Pokémon merchandise store that so HAPPENS to have a SYLVEON SIDE
Rings: ALRIGHT LOLA LETS GET STARTED WAT WE BE DOIN TODAY
Lola: we will be bakinggg a cakeeee yayay
Rings: A SYLVEON CAKE?!
Lola: HAHA OF COURSE NOT RINGS CAUSE THATS CREEPY
Lola: AND STUPID-
Lola: were just makin- MYSELF AS A CAKE YAYAY
Rings: Selfish as usual..
Lola: BECAUSE IM SUPER PRETTYYY
Lola: lol jk I'm flippen ulgeh

Lola: ALRIGHTY WAT U GUNNA DO IS GET BROWN STUFF AND GET IT INTO A ROWND SURCUL
Rings: bread..here
Lola: THEN U GUNNA PUT IT IN THIS STUFF ITS MY FUR COUR AND U CAN SOME HOW EAT IT?! I DUNNO
Lola: AND- AH WAT DE FRICK
*some of the stuff got on her*
Lola: EW GIT DIS FLRICKENNNN STUFF OFFF OD MEHEHEHEJJE
Rings: Lola..THATS FREAKIN
Rings: and of course...
*Rings wipes it off Lola*
Lola: YES TANK U GOLD STAR FIR U
Lola: NOW IF YOUR TO FREAKIN LAZY TO GET DE BREAD THEN WATCH DIS PART-

Lola: HEY IM LOLA (again) AND TDAY IMA SGOW U HOW RO MAJE BREAD- WITH RINGS!
Rings: hey I'm Rings
Lola: shut up Rings
Rings: ...
Lola: ALRIGHT U GUNNA NEED SOME MILK,EGGS,FLOUR AND ALL DAT SNAZZ
Rings: or you can just buy it-
Lola: YOUR GOING TO PUT ALL DIS IN ONE PLATE
Lola: AND DONT TAKE ANYTHING OUT
Lola: THAT WAY IT CAN STAY ~FrEsH~
Lola: THEN YOUR GOING TO SNAP IT ALL IN THAT LITTLE BOX HETER THANG-
Rings: an Oven
Lola: THEN U GUNNA SLAM IT INTO THE THANG
Lola: THEN U GUNNA PUT IT ONTO 1,00000999999392929393829292929292929282929296669292993929292929 DEGRESS
Rings: Lola that can burn the house down-
Lola: NO YOUR JUST STUPID
Rings: and u also put the devils numb-
Lola: WHY DONT U JUST SHUT UPPP
Rings: o-ok ._.
Lola: THAN U GUNNA SNAP ALL DAT STUFF
LOLA:
(Oh frick I forgot to turn off caps ._.)
Lola: DEN U GUNNA DAB IT DOWN- wait wat-
Lola: THEN U GUNNA SNAP IT OUT AND DAB-
Lola: YOUR BASICALLY GUNNA DO NOTHING
Lola: THEN U WILL JUST WAIT-

Lola: AND BOOP! ITS DON-
Lola: RINGS WHER DE HECK U GOIN!!
Rings: LOLA THE FREAKING HOUSE IS BURING DOWN!!
Lola: WAIT BUT WE HAVENT FINISHED THE CAKE YET!!
Lola: WELP CUT TO CAKE LOLA

Lola: HEY GUYS-
Lola: oh sh**t
Lola: the house is burning down ._.
*cut to everyone in the crew running around*

Lola: GUYS COME ON
Sailor: I FREAKIN TOLD YOU GUYS THIS WAS A BAD IDEA!!!-
Milly: AHHHH FIREEEE
Pixel: WHY ARE YOU GUYS SO STUPID?!-
Melody: OMG MY PINS SKNANAKSNS!!!!
Melody: I LEFT THEM IN MY FRICKEN ROOM
Rings: I FREAKING SWEAR TO GOD MELODY IF YOU GET THOSES WORTHLESS PINS-
Melody: MY PINSSSSSS *runs back into the house*
Scarlet: SOMEONE CALL 911!!!
Sailor: DONT FREAKIN CALL THEM, DO U THINK THEY WILL DEAL WITH FIRE?!
Lola: AHHHH ITS COMING CLOSER
Scarlet: BUT MELODYS IN THERE!!
Sailor: GREAT! JUST SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT!!!
Corax: WHAT THE F**K IS GOING ON HERE?!
Lola: *crys* I-I TRYED MAKIN A CAKE A-AND *Sniffle*
Lola: MR.OVEN BURNED DOWN THE HOUSEEEEE
Rings: NO!! YOU AND YOUR STUPID IDEAS BURNED DOWN THE HOUSE!!!
Crystal: GOD DAMN THATS FREAKIN FIRE
Melody: *comes out with all her pins and some extra food*
Melody: IM BACK WITH MY BEAUTIES
Lola: I feel we're forgetting something...
Lola: GASP
Lola: MY UMBREON PLUSHYYYY *runs into the house*
Rings: GREAT NOT YOU TOO!!!
Scarlet: WHEN IS THE FIRE DEPARTMENT COMING?!
Sailor: IN 12 MINUETS!!
Scarlet: UGHH
Lola: HYA! *breaks the window with her stuff*
Lola: YES-

*Fire department comes*
Corax: yes..the oven burned down the house..
Fire dude: seems like your ovens possessed
Rings: huh?! How the heck?!-

Rings: *remembers*

Rings: an Oven
Lola: THEN U GUNNA SLAM IT INTO THE THANG
Lola: THEN U GUNNA PUT IT ONTO 1,00000999999392929393829292929292929282929296669292993929292929 DEGRESS
Rings: Lola that can burn the house down-
Lola: NO YOUR JUST STUPID
Rings: and u also put the devils numb-

Lola: THEN U GUNNA PUT IT
1,00000999999392929393829292929292929282929296669292993929292929

1,00000999999392929393829292929292929282929296669292993929292929

9292929292929292929292929282929296669292993929292929

9292929292929282929296669292993929292929929

282929296669292993929292

29666929299

299-

Rings: wait, no-

666929299

666
Rings: and u also put the devils numb-

Fire dude: seems like your ovens possessed

Rings: LOLA!!!

*sometime later*

Lola: uh..sooo
Rings: SHUT UP
Lola: ...
Lola: NO YOU SHUT UP-

-Lola