Pick Up Lines (Cast)

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Finn-
"Is your daddy a baker because you've got some nice buns."

"Finn are you trying to tell me that you're a baker?"

"W-What do you- oh my god."

Jaeden-
"If God made anything more beautiful than you, I'm sure he'd keep it for himself."

"Awh Jae that's so-"

"Y/n could you please shut up I'm on the phone with Wyatt!"

"Well fuck you too Jaeden Lieberwhore."

Chosen-
"Sorry, but you owe me a drink."

"Why?"

"Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine."

"Chosen that's so-"

"Like literally your ugliness blinded me."

"I hope you rot in hell."

Jack-
"I wasn't staring at your boobs. I was staring at your heart."

"You have 0.5 seconds to run."

Wyatt-
"Do you like Nintendo? Because Wii would look good together."

"I- I dOn'T eVeN kNoW wHaT tO sAy."

Jeremy-
"You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line."

*walking into bathroom*

"Jeremy who are you talking t-"

*sees him talking to himself in the mirror*

*slowly backs away*

Nicholas-
"Are you Australian because you meet all of my koala-fications"

"Boy if you don't..."

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