Reddie
Richie and Eddie had just got out of school Bill had gotten sick today so he couldn't come and Stan had left school early for "personal stuff"
Richie fake coughed because he knew it would annoy Eddie
Eddie started ranting about how disgusting he is
"You know that Bacteria goes everywhere coughing and sneezing, I don't even know why I'm friends with you. All of you are so disgusting it's so unsanitary."
"Yeah Eddie, just think of all the germs being spread around this school from all the coughing and sneezing." Richie says in a dramatic voice
"That's probably why Bill got sick, from people like, YOU not covering your mouth when your coughing, it's just plain disgusting."
Eddie says in a disgusted tone
"Well if you think coughing is bad, try playing tonsil hockey. It's amazing, but weirdos like you say it's disgusting."
Richie says mocking Eddie at the "it's disgusting" part of the sentence
"Yeah that's absolutely, without a doubt, disgusting."
Eddie says nonchalantly because he thought his opinion on kissing would never change, or so he thought.
"Alright, go kiss somebody, you're definitely gonna want more."
Richie said, he was determined to make Eddies opinion change
"No! I'm not going to kiss just some random person, idiot."
Eddie said
"Then... kiss me."
Richie said hesitantly, but it's not gay if you don't mean it
"No I'm no- WHAT?! I'M NOT KISSING YOU!"
Eddie says practically yelling
"It's not weird if it's not real."
Richie says shrugging
"Kissing probably sucks (Millie is that you?) anyways! You're just swapping saliva and disgusting stuff."
"You can't knock it 'till you've tried it."
Richie says
"No.
Eddie says
"Yes."
Richie says
"No."
Eddie says
"Yes."
Richie says
"No."
Eddie says
"No."
Richie says
"Yes- NO! No."
Eddie says
"You said yes, so Eddie spaghetti has to give me the smooches."
Richie says in a voice that sounds like Richies talking to a baby
"No."
Eddie says really not wanting to kiss Richie
"Then I'll do it myself, dickhead."
Richie says
And before Eddie could react there lips had already touched
Eddie didn't react he just stood their frozen for about a second before he pushed Richie away
"EW, EW, EW, WH-UH-EW-WHAT."
Eddie says literally freaking the fuck out
"You know you liked it."
Richie says, not trying to sound flirty but sounding flirty
"N-NO NO I DIDN'T, KISSING SUCKS!"(Millie there you are)
Eddie says lying, he loved it
"Whatever, Eds."
Richie says
"Here I'll prove that it sucks."
Eddie says lying he loved it and wanted to kiss Richie again so that's what he did
Eddie kissed Richie hoping it would be horrible and he'd never want to kiss Richie again, and of course it was the exact opposite
Eddie finally pulled away and lied to Richie saying,
"Yeah still absolutely without a doubt disgusting!"
"Woah, You came for seconds, I know you can't resist (these pearly whites) Richie Tozier, everybody wants a piece of this."
"The only reason I kissed you twice is because, I-I-Uh I wanted to make sure it was still horrible and so I'd make sure never to kiss anybody again."
Eddie says still lying
"Well I have to go home and maybe all the ladies won't be chasing after me, after all not everybody can get a piece of the Tozier, bye Ed's."
Richie says in a confident tone as he walked to get his bike and rode away
So Eddie went home and all he could think about was them kissing he loved every moment of it the rush when he got close to Richie lips the moment that their lips touched it was amazing...
So Eddie ended up telling Richie about a week later that he liked Richie, and all I'm going to say that there where many, many more kisses after that
And Eddie loved every kiss they had
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