The Gray Brothers: It's All Relative ✔️ (Wattpad version)

Going to need an ocean of calamine lotion

Okay, here's the thing about poison ivy. When you come into contact with it, you either get it or don't. The oils from the leaves touch your skin, which causes a blister, then once that pops, you get the rash from hell along with an itch. Some people are lucky never to experience it; we weren't those people.

Poison ivy is also highly contagious. The minute you touch someone, you get it. Thanks to Nate and his brothers, most of us contracted it.

"Ma!" Nathan yelled.

"Lucille!" Grayson yelled.

"Where's the damn calamine lotion?" Nixon yelled.

"I blame Cayson," Nate yelled.

"I can't stop itching!" Nolan yelled.

As we were all itching our skin raw, Pat and Lucille were running to all our rooms, treating our poison ivy.

"Well, no one told you to touch your pecker, now did they?" Lucille said to Nate.

"Ma!"

"Noah, get back to your room," Pat ordered him.

"But, I freak itch!"

"I don't care if you itch, get back to your room!"

Ugh, I hated this. It was spreading.

"I need lotion!" Nixon yelled.

"Yeah, well, so does everyone else. Take a number!"

They went into the hallway.

"This is ridiculous! How in the hell did all of them get poison ivy?" Pat asked her.

"With this family, anything is possible," she said.

"We need to get more stuff," Pat said to her.

"Ma," they all yelled.

"Luci," Grayson yelled.

"All right! Listen up! Patty and I will go to the pharmacy! You all fend for yourselves until we get back! Maggie, you're in charge!"

"Me?" I said as my eyes widened.

"Yep," they answered.

With that, they left before I protested. That was just great. I grabbed a bottle of calamine lotion and stepped in the hallway.

"Who needs calamine lotion?"

"We do!" That would be a universal consensus.

Ugh, I went to Nash's room first. I coated him, and in return, he covered me. I made my way to each of them groaning. I refused to put lotion on Nolan's manhood even though he begged me to do it. Oh hell no, I had to draw the line somewhere.

Lucille, Pat, Dominique, and Karen were deciding about everything.

"What about this?" Pat said, grabbing an oatmeal bath.

They all looked at each other, and Grammy said, "Get it all. Did we forget all of them have it, including Maggie?"

"Right," the three of them said as they all grabbed everything they could get their hands on in the cart.

"I still don't get how they all got it?" Dominique said to them.

"Well, it's the Gray boys, does anyone know anything about the mess they get into?" Karen asked her.

"She's got the point," Pat said.

"Times wasting girls, let's hurry this up," Lucille ordered them.