Twilight rewritten

Forks

Bella
My mom finally remarried after, what 17, 18 years to this random ass guy named... idk honestly cuz i dont give a fuck, but anyway, this guy, lets call him Bob cuz he looks like a Bob, hates me for some apparent reason. I mean sure I changed his whipped cream for shaving cream but he is an asshole so you can't blame me. And I might have do other things that where increadably funny but him being a little bitch did not find it funny. Like get a life and laugh a little man. What crawled up his ass and died? So my mom and Bob desided that I would go like with my dad. He is a cop so I would not get in trouble. Ha they thought. Good bye sun and normal life. Cloudy depressijng Forks here i come.
When I arived at forks, I wanna say in an airplane but idk honestly cuz I'm stupid and can not make sense of very simple things, we rode home in a police car. A bore, the back seats are hard plastic and the front is all crowded so ew. Plus the rain came to meet me, fun.
My dad said he bought me a truck. Free truck I'm not gonna complain unless it's ugly. I dont do ugly. But I wasnt listening to his blabber it was boring af so I started counting the trees to pass time.
At home I wanted to go to my room and start unpacking my crap but my dad had another idea. In the driveway was the ugliest thing I've ever seen. A dull orange truck with the paint peeling off and it looked like the type used in the early 1900s. As my dad survaid my reaction he noticed my look of horror. "It was cheap and I bought it no refund and u got no money so your suck with that bitch so be greatful whore." That ass but oh well.
Just then an old man in a wheel chair and a cute kid came strolling down the street.