Hell™【'97 Liners】

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dabdab: y'all it's shitty pickup line time.
dabdab: all three of us have fucking hot boyfriends so let's just share shitty pickup lines that have been said to us just to appreciate these boyfriends of ours
dabdab: I'll start
dabdab: am I from Tennessee?
dabdab: because I'm the only ten he sees

Memegyu: but youre from Thailand

Jungcook: yeah and the only Ten I see is from NCT

dabdab: am I really reading this with my own two eyes
dabdab: you two are dumb as fuck

Memegyu: uhh Wonwoo doesn't really say any pick up lines because he's bad enough at jokes as it is
Memegyu: but Hao almost fell down the stairs once
Memegyu: and Jun-hyung caught him before he could fall
Memegyu: and he said
Memegyu: well it looks like you're falling for me.
Memegyu: Hao was so annoyed lmao

dabdab: that's what I'm taLKING ABOUT 👌👌👌😤😤

Jungcook : omg this is irrelevant but
Jungcook: thuS IDIOT
Jungcook: SOME GUY WAS TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING AND SAID THINK ABOUT SOMEINE IN THE THE BEATLES
Jungcook: AN DTHIS BITCH SAYS CHRIS BROWN

dabdab: OHMYG OD

Jungcook: okay back on topic apparently Tae, when he first saw me, wanted to say
Jungcook: "I've lost my number, can I have yours?"
Jungcook: I was 13 lmao

dabdab: that young?
dabdab: wow hyung is a flirt

Jungcook: well I guess

dabdab: Jackson-hyung tried one on Mark-hyung
dabdab: are you from China
dabdab: because I'm China get your number

Memegyu: China get into your pants

Jungcook: China get some dicc 😫😫

dabdab: China make you hit some high notes when y'all fucc

Memegyu: shit Jun-hyung read those over my shoulder

dabdab: abORT MISSION HAOS GONNA KILL US

Jungcook: wait. I have a plan

dabdab: okay but I'm trusting you with my liFE RIGHT NOW
dabdab: DONT BREAK MY RRUST BRO

Jungcook: I won't bro

Sunflower8☆ logged on

Sunflower8☆: okAY WHICH BITCH GAVE GĒGE THOSE PICK UP LINES

Jungcook: y'all ready for this
Jungcook:

Sunflower8☆: ...

Sunflower8☆ logged off

dabdab: omg it worked you miracle worker you

Memegyu: he's probably gonna come for me irl but oh well

Jungcook:

dabdab: I'm laughing so hard omg

Memegyu logged off

Jungcook: it's just me, you and the moon

dabdab: bitch I ain't giving you no kiss

Jungcook: lol what I'm just saying that because it's night?

dabdab logged off

Jungcook: ?????
Jungcook:

Jungcook logged off

Y'all there's like 3 minutes left of Sunday *thROWS UPDATE*

I DIDMT FORGET ABOUT THIS I SWEAR. I JUST HAD A SMALL SLEEP AT 5 IN THE AFTERNOON WHEN I WAS TRYING TO FINISH WRITING RHIS

BUT ITS HERE SO IM GONNA SLEEP NOW