If Lockwood and Co had Facebook

And so the War Concludes

Anthony Lockwood has updated his status:

oh cool my name's back

~comments~

George Cubbins: and mine

Potterhead: mines not

Holly Munroe: mine was never changed...

Harry Potter: well now we have returned your names,

Ron Weasley: WE DECLARE WAR

George Cubbins: WHYYYYYYY

J K Rowling: because we can

Potterhead: does that mean I can come back?

Ron Weasley: no lol

Potterhead: dammit

Percy Jackson updated his status:

dad says you can fight on Olympus

~comments~

Zeus: HE SAID WHAT

Percy Jackson: that they can fight on-

Zeus: it was a rhetorical question

Athena: annabeth your boyfriend's dumb

Annabeth Chase: yeah I know

Hades: NICO

Hades: JUST DATE HIM ALREADY

Nico Di Angelo: not happening 

Potterhead has updated her status: 

Guys? I'm still on this mop

~comments~

Skull: and I'm still missing

Harry Potter: ITS NOT A MOP

Harry Potter has updated his status:

IMPERIO

~comments~

Anthony Lockwood: SUMMONING PIKATCHU

Pikatuchu: PIKA-PIKA-PIKATCHU!

George Cubbins: did you actually think that would work?

Anthony Locwood: yes

The Doctor: you're all dumb

Harry Potter has deleted his account

George Cubbins: what happened?

The Doctor: I went back and made sure Voldermort killed him

George Cubbins: oh

Anthony Lockwood: that was smart

J K Rowling: BUT HE'S THE BOY WHO LIVED

J K Rowling: NOT DIED

Lucy Carlyle: tough shit

Anthony Lockwood: YOU'RE BACK

 Lucy Caryle: HELL YEAH I AM

Skull: I'm not

Skull: I'm still waiting

Lucy Carlyle: oh shit yeah I forgot

Holly Munroe: We should probably go get him yk

Anthony Lockwood: Lucy wait a sec

Quill Kipps has updated his status:

ffs why is George crying now?

~comments~

Holly Munroe: Lucy and Lockwood kissed

Holly Munroe: he flopped on the floor and cried

Mrs Cubbins: OH NO IS HE ALRIGHT

George Cubbins: NO

George Cubbins: I AM NOT ALRIGHT

George Cubbins has logged out