50 Shades of Caillou

Thirsty Dora

(Disclaimer! This is a joke!! hakuna your tatas!!! Dont get your penis in a twist!!!)

Dora's P.O.V.

Caillou is the most popular kid in all of the school. His bald head turns me on. I then realize that I am starring at him. And then I blush. He looks back at me and licks his lips. I blush even harder. boots comes up to me and flicks my head from behind. "zoinks! that caused pain you prepubescent chicken ass!"

"then you should stop staring at caillou, it hurts me to see that you think you have a chance"

i turn back and see him laughing with his frens. boots is right. i'm just a dweeb.

But still, I cannot keep my mind off of his sexy bald head. The way it shines in the sun. Makes me want him even more. I stop to think about....things. Naughty things... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)