IT losers club preferences

How You met

BILL NYE THE STUTTER GUY:
- He heard you try out for the school musical in 6th grade and loved your voice

- you guys would bike home from practice because you live near by

- you guys played brother and sister

RICHIE HOZIER:

- you went to the arcade and met him

- and no, you didn't beat his high score

- you actually really sucked

- "damn, you stink at this."

"shut the fuck up I know how to play pac man."

"...this is tapper"

EDDIE FUNFETTI

- you were "sick" in school so you went to the nurses office

- she gave you a band-aid

- you walk down back to class

- "ARE YOU OKaY!!1!1!!!!1!!!1!"

"yeah I told the nurse I was sick and she gave me this"

*inhale* "BOIYOUBETTERSTOP"

STAN THE MAN:

- you bumped into him in the hallway and he helped you up

- cue cliche romance movie music

- AWKWARD BUT ADORABLE

MIKE (AND IKE) HANLON:
- he was delivering meat to you

- "god he's attractive" is what you say as soon as you close the door

- this binch is gonna act like he couldn't hear you

- lots of bLUSHING

BEN HAMBURGER HELPER:

- he's all alone at a school dance so you ask him to dance

- you're like literally the prettiest girl there

- HES BLUSHING SO HARD HES GONNA DIE HES SO HAPPY

- "what the fuck? where'd ben find the hottie???1??1?!1?"

"BEEP BEEP RICHIE"

BEVERLY HILLS CHIHUAHUA MARSH:

- you flip gretta off in class when the teacher isn't looking

-"BITCH EVERYTHING YES SLAY YOU ICONIC QUEEN"

-will literally air high five you lol whatta nerd

- "holy shit I'm gay"