MY LIFE

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Hello invisible readers:)

Today I am going to talk about me- ya know, likes, dislikes, favourite bands, favourite colour(s) and stuff like that. If you do not wanna hear about this, I advise you turn around AND NEVER COME BACK because this whole book is probably gonna be this weird:)

So. This is me.
I am 17 years old.
I have you know that I am obsessed with my eyebrows!

HOW CAN I NOT LIKE MY OWN EYEBROWS?!?!?!?!?!!???!?!??!?!?
I'm slightly disappointed in myself though; the last time I clipped them was a week-and-a-half ago, they're still decent.

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I hate my skin though, its so oily. Well, it could be worse.

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I really hate Justin Beiber, the first song I listened to was Baby (the song UP THERE↑) and I thought he was a girl, anyways his music is dreadful.

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Speaking of JB remember that one video of the water-bottle? It hit his head or something and he was like:

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"and I love yo- OUCH that didn't feel good"
*nervous laugh*
"I don't know why she just threw that at me." (Assuming genders eh tough guy?)
*dies a little inside*

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But Marilyn Manson on the other hand was like:

*being ultra hot*
*water bottle hits his leg*
*Twiggy points out the water bottle*
"whoever threw the bottle cum on up stage!"
*crowd is being obnoxious*
"Who's the tough guy? Pick yourself out!"
*crowd is still obnoxious and they are probably not gonna stop for a while*
"Cum on! You wanna throw the bottle? C'mere. Cum up here and throw the bottle I'll give you the bottle. Your gonna throw that right at my face."
*random mumbling from Manson* "you fukin bitch. Get on the stage c'mon."
*mumbling about the bottle*
"On three! One two three!"
*guy throws bottle terribly*
*somethingsomethingsomething*
"YOU FUKIN PUSSY!!!!!!"

~the end

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Who do YOU think handled it better?
How do you think Trent Reznor would've handled something like that?

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Sooooooo. My favourite colours are red and black. Red because red is awesome. Black because why not?

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My favourite bands are Marilyn Manson, System Of A Down, Nine Inch Nails and Skinny Puppy. What about you?

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GOODBYE AND GOOD DAY! UNTIL NEXT TIME~