Do you think I'm scary? | Underfell Papyrus x Reader

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THE TERRIBLE PAPYRUS IS NOT PLEASED WITH HOW SANS SCARED AWAY THE HUMAN. HE DID DIVERT THE HUMAN, BUT THE WRONG WAY, AND NOT IN MY WAY SO I COULD KILL IT! HE LED THE HUMAN ASTRAY, AND INTO THE WOODS. THE PLACE WHERE THE 'GANG' IS. THE HUMAN'S NOT GOING TO MAKE IT OUT OF THERE ALIVE. 

IT'S NEARLY IMPOSSIBLE.

RIGHT NOW, I AM SIGHING IN DISAPPOINTMENT FOR MY BROTHER. HE'S LOOKING NERVOUS AND FEARFUL AS ALWAYS TOWARDS ME, WHICH OF COURSE ALWAYS PLEASES ME. HE'S SWEATING, AND I AM SCOWLING. WHERE YOU MAY ASK? WELL FOR ONCE IT'S NOT'S SANS'S SKULL. IT'S INSTEAD THE WOODS. 

THE WOODS WHERE THE HUMAN RAN INTO.

WE MONSTERS KNOW NEVER TO RUN INTO THE WOODS, FOR WE MIGHT NOT MAKE IT OUT ALIVE. OF COURSE, I, THE TERRIBLE PAPYRUS, WOULD TOTALLY SURVIVE, MEANWHILE MY LITTLE PATHETIC EXCUSE OF A BROTHER, MIGHT NOT MAKE IT. WITH SUCH LITTLE HP TO GO BY, I AM SURPRISED HOW WELL HE HAS SURVIVED. THE ONLY REASON WHY MONSTERS WON'T HURT HIM, IS BECAUSE OF ME! NOT HIS OWN DEMEANOR. 

HE SLACKS OFF AND BOONDOGGLES ALOT, BUT I HAVE HEARD SCREAMING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT FROM SANS. I KNOW IT'S A FEAR FILLED SCREAM, BUT WHY? IS THERE A STUPID SPIDER CRAWLING AROUND? OR IS THERE SOMETHING MORE?

"B-Boss!" SANS STAMMERED.

"WHAT IS IT SANS?!" I ASKED IRRITATED.

"W-Well I was just going to say..." SANS TRAILED OFF. "Don't you think we should head back home now? Instead of staring at this forest. I mean c'mon! She ain't gonna magically appear out of nowhere right before your eyes." SANS POINTED OUT. I THOUGHT ABOUT THE HUMAN, AND MY STATUS IN THE ROYAL GUARD.

"NO SANS. WE ARE GOING TO GO IN THERE, TO RETRIEVE THE HUMAN. IT WOULD HURT MY STATUS IN THE ROYAL GUARD IF I WERE TO TELL THEM I COULDN'T CATCH A HUMAN. THEY WOULD BE INFURIATED ABOUT MY TERRIBLE MISTAKE!" I SHOUTED, MAKING SANS QUICKLY NOD. 

"W-Wow boss! Why hadn't I thought of that?" SANS ACTED DUMB. I JUST ROLLED MY LINE OF VISION, BECAUSE OF SANS'S STUPID EXCUSE. I MARCHED BACK HOME, WHICH LEFT SANS IN THE DUST WITH HIM WEARING A CONFUSED LOOK.

"What?! I thought we were going to go after her!" SANS QUESTIONED MY AUTHORITY, SO I JUST TURNED MY HEAD TOWARDS HIS DIRECTION, AND GAVE HIM A DEATH GLARE. THAT SHUT HIM UP GOOD. AS WE MARCHED, I EXPLAINED MY REASON FOR BEING BACK AT THE HOUSE. SANS SEEMED TO HAVE LIKED THE IDEA, SINCE I SAW HIM SADISTICALLY SMILE AGAIN.

HE LOOKED QUITE SCARY TO BE HONEST. BUT NOT AS SCARY AS ME!!!

THE SIGHT OF MY HOUSE ARRVIED, AND I SLAMMED THE DOOR WIDE OPEN. WE BOTH STEPPED INSIDE. SANS TRAILED BEHIND ME, LIKE USUAL, AND HE SLUMPED ONTO THE COUCH. I LET HIM SLEEP, SINCE I KNEW THAT I WOULD BE TIRED AS WELL IF I WERE WATCHING A SET OF TREES AND PURPLE DOORS... I'M GOING TO WAKE HIM UP. WHETHER HE LIKES IT OR NOT.

YET BEFORE I OPEN MY MOUTH TO SHOUT AT HIM AFTER I HAD STOMPED MY WAY TOWARDS THE COUCH, SANS LIFTED UP HIS HAND, AND FACE, AND LOOKED PISSED OFF.

"I'ma awake! Don't shout at me!" HE QUICKLY SPOKE, WHICH SILENCED ME. MY FINGER THAT WAS POINTING UPWARDS AS A GESTURE FOR SOMETHING OBVIOUS, WAS LOWERED DUE TO SANS'S DEMAND.

I SCOWLED AT HIM FOR TAKING A CAT-NAP, AND I MARCHED MY WAY TOWARDS MY ROOM. I SLAMMED THE DOOR AND IMMEDIATELY GOT TO WORK FOR BATTLE PLANS. I KNEW THAT THE GANG HAS A MASSIVE BASE, BUT IT LOOKS LIKE AN INNOCENT HOUSE. YET THAT'S THE THING. THEIR WHOLE BASE IS UNDERGROUND. THEY HAVE A WHOLE NETWORK OF ROOMS AND TORTURE PLACES AND DUNGEONS. IT'S THE SMARTEST THING I HAVE SEEN, FOR A PERSON WHO IS NOT PART OF THE ROYAL GUARD. 

MY BOOKS AT MY SCRATCHED UP BOOKSHELF HOLDS IDEAS AND SKETCHES TO TRAPS AND PLANS. ONE, LABELED: "THE GANG BREAK IN." WAS THE ONE I WAS LOOKING FOR. I SNATCHED IT OUT OF IT'S PLACE, AND GRAZED MY HAND ACROSS THE DUSTY, BLOOD-COLORED COVER. LOOKED THE SAME AS IT HAD BEFORE...

I OPENED UP THE BOOK AND ABSORBED ALL THE INFORMATION THAT I COULD OUT OF IT. THE INFO WOULD COME IN HANDY FOR CONSTRUCTING A PLAN TO CLAIM BACK WHAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE OURS.

"THE HUMAN..." I MUMBLED.

THE HUMAN WAS RATHER STUPID TO RUN OFF INTO THOSE WOODS. NOW, WITH THE NECESSARY TIME, I WILL BE ABLE TO DO A SNEAK ATTACK INTO THERE. BUT IF THAT DOESN'T WORK....

I'LL JUST KNOCK TO OPEN UP AND ASK FOR MY PRISONER. IF THEY DON'T COMPLY, (WHICH I KNOW FOR A FACT THAT THEY WON'T,) THEN SANS WILL GO AND BREAK THE DOOR OPEN, AND HOLD OFF THE GANG MONSTERS. I  WILL THEN SPRINT TOWARDS WHERE I THINK THEY WILL HOLD CAPTIVE THE PRISONERS. IT WILL TAKE A WHILE, SO THAT'S WHY I WILL HAVE TO TRUST ON SANS TO DO HIS PART AND IF HE COULD, CHECK OUT THE OTHER ROOMS WHERE THE POSSIBLE PRISONERS COULD BE HELD.

I WANT IT TO BE AS EFFICIENT AS POSSIBLE. 

SO I WILL ALSO CALL FOR THE ROYAL GUARD TO HELP. THEN THEY WILL HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO SUBMIT TO ROYALTY... IF THEY DON'T....

OFF WITH THE HEAD!!!

BUT. THE ROYAL GUARD WOULD WANT THE HUMAN SOUL... I WANT THE GLORY OF HAVING A HUMAN. TO GET IT FOR ALL MYSELF. NOT ANYONE ELSE.

AND NO, I DON'T CARE IF I AM SELFISH. THEY ARE BEING SELFISH FOR KILLING THEM! THEY SHOULD OPTIMISE THE MOST OUT OF SOMETHING, AND THAT INCLUDES A HUMAN.

I HAVE DEVISED THE PLAN SO THAT WE SHALL ACT UPON IT NOT TOMORROW, (BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT THEY THINK WE WILL DO) BUT INSTEAD A WEEK FROM NOW! MAYBE POSSIBLY A MONTH?!

SCRATCH THAT! THAT GIVES OTHERS TOO MUCH TIME TO SWOOP IN AND SNATCH HER INSTEAD! ALSO THAT WOULD MEAN MORE TIME WITH THE GANG.

IT WOULD BE TERRIBLE FOR MY HUMAN TO BE HURT BEFORE DOING OUR BIDDING! IT NEEDS TO BE AT GOOD HEALTH! IF IT'S NOT... THEN I'LL SIMPLY WAIT UNTIL IT GETS BETTER!

IT CAN EAT MY SPAGHETTI TO GET MORE HEALTH! IT'S THE BEST SPAGHETTI IN THE UNDERGROUND! IT WILL HAVE A GREAT TIME EATING IT!

AND SO, I EXPLAINED THE PLAN TO SANS...