Survival is Key - Klance

5

     "I'm not even going to question it" Lance said, walking into his dorm. Pidge was still posing for Keith, finding it surprisingly fun.

     "I agree with that statement" Pidge grinned.

     "So how was your day?" Keith asked, barely looking up from his drawing.

     "Good, we actually didn't get too much homework today, so that's nice." Lance said, flopping on his bed. "And how was your day?"

     "I think it's a little obvious that I got the other end of the deal." Keith replied, glancing up at Pidge. 

     "Aw, poor baby" Lance teased.

     "This is harder than it looks asshole" Keith huffed.

     "But you still love me" Lance hummed.

     "Says who?" Keith teased.

     "Rude" Lance huffed.

     "If this is what couple arguments are like, then I want to be in a relationship with someone." Pidge said.

     "No, most couples scream in their arguments. Lance and I aren't your average kind of people, you know." Keith hummed, grabbing a new pencil.

     "Damn it" Pidge said under their breath.

     "Watch your god damn language in this dorm" Lance scolded.

     "Whatever Dad!" Pidge huffed.

     "Wait, if Lance is Dad, then what am I?" Keith asked, finally looking up from his drawing.

     "Uh" Pidge said, furrowing their brows.

     "Dad-" Lance began.

     "Not going there" Keith said.

     "Why not?" Lance asked.

     "Really" Pidge asked, raising one eyebrow.

     "Lance, I love you, but you can be one kinky motherfucker sometimes." Keith sighed, drawing again.

     "Technially, I would be one kinky fatherfu-" Lance smirked.

     "Lance!" Keith yelled.

     "Okay, okay, I'm done!" Lance said, holding his hands up in mock surrender. "At least, done for now"

     "Lance, I swear to God I will get a new room mate" Keith said.

     "Okay, now I'm really done." Lance said, laying down on his bed. Pidge and Keith waited for him to add on, but he never said anything. It didn't take long to realize that Lance had managed to fall asleep.

     "How do you even survive with him?" Pidge asked.

     "I honestly have no idea."