Step 2: Get good at failing.
~Yesterday on my Phone~
Me: Happy late Thanksgiving
Crush: 🙃 thanks you too
~Yesterday in Real Life~
Me: HOLY MOTHER OF ASGORE SENPAI NOTICED ME
~Last Month on my Phone~
Me: Zippidy do da
Friend: Zipidy yay
Me: ITS FLIPPIN ZIPPIDY DO YOU NOT SEE THE OTHER P???!!!!!?!?
Friend: 😂🤣😂 What the heck
Me: I DONT KNOW
Me: MY CAPS LOCK IS STUCK
Me: HELP MEH
Friend: Try tapping the capital button
Me: ITS NOT WORKING HOLDUP
Friend: Um what
Me: RIFHRJFKEJEOWOBYCENDPGUEJFJDHhshjjdjfjrofjGjdjdjfiekJSKDKFNEJZJjejfjfifjr
Friend: ...why
Me: BCUZ PINEAPPLES
and bcuz I feel like it
Friend: XD
