How to annoy the Bleach cast!

Renji

1.) I will not tell him he has spiked blood for hair

2.) he'd react badly to that

3.) I will not call him pineapple head either

4.) it'd make him cry

5.) or injure me...

6.) I will not tell him that Rukia likes him

7.) then tell Ichigo the same thing

8.) it would end up badly when they both ask Rukia to go out with them simultaneously

9.) when she says no to both of them they'll hunt me down and hurt me more

10.) I will not follow him around singing the stereotypes song

11.) he might like it

12.) but I dont think he will

13.) I will not go around spreading rumors that he and Ichigo are dating

14.) that will definitely get me killed by both of

15.) and I will Definitely NOT show him this list either...