•Be More Chill Quotes•

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♈️Aries:"I already know what it's like to...be the loser. I should find out what it's like to...not be the loser."

♉️Taurus: "When Rich set a fire and he fled to Bombay. When Rich set a fire 'cause he knew he was gay. When Rich set a fire and he melted his head. When Rich set a fire and he's totally dead. When Rich set a fire and he burned down the house!"

♊️Gemini:"Is it really true? I'm your favowite person?"

♋️Cancer:"Everything about me is so terrible..."

♌️Leo:"Repeat after me...whoa, everything about you is so terrible."

♍️Virgo:"It's from Japan, It's a gray oblong pill. Quantum nano-technology CPU."

♎️Libra:"From the guy that I'd never be into, into the guy that I'd kinda be into."

♏️Scorpio:"Michael in the bathroom at a party. This is a heinous night. I wish I stayed at home in bed watching cable porn. Or wish I offed myself instead. Wish I was never born! I'm just Michael who's a loner. So he must be a stoner. Rides a PT Cruiser. God he's such a loser. Michael flyin' solo. Who you think that you know. Michael in the bathroom by himself. Oh, by himself. Oh, by himself. All you know about me is my name.Awesome party. I'm so glad I came.."

♐️Sagittarius:"Might still have voices in my head, but now they're just the normal kind."

♑️Capricorn:"I Stole my older brothers Jason mask, I don't have a machete. but a loaf of bread will do"

♒️Aquarius:"Optic Nevre blocking on."

♓️Pisces:"I'll wait as long as I need till my face is dry or I'll just blame it on weed, or something in my eye!"

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