slobber (lol)

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sang: guys

sang: i got invited to this halloween party

ungjae: why

sang: because im cool duh

sang: but like

sang: u guys should come w me

sang: i dont wanna be alone

sang: and surrounded by horny girls

ungjae: mood

sang: r u gonna come or not u lil shit

ungjae: uhh to be honest

ungjae: probably not

sang: what :(

ungjae: im like. 12

ungjae: and my mum's been up my ass since taeho and i got detention for sneaking out of school

sang: wait

sang: U LIL SHITS GOT DETENTION

ungjae: lol yeah........

sang: what did u do OMG

ungjae: we went out n uhh

ungjae: picked daisies

sang: oh my god

sang: this is some gay stuff quick jian grab the camera

ungjae: sTOP

ungjae: anyways

ungjae: im not going to some lame ass party

ungjae: with alcohol and drugs no thx

sang: im 99% sure there's no drugs

ungjae: whatever

sang: ungjae if u come...

sang: i'll protect u with my whole life

sang: with my whole body

sang: for 12 whole years

ungjae: cna you shut up

sang: nobody else will come with me :(

taeho: i'll come

ungjae: wait what

sang: yeah wAIT WHAT

taeho: i mean

taeho: depends what day and time

sang: it's on a saturday

sang: and its at 8-9-ish

taeho: what if it flops tho lol

sang: what do u mean

sang: ..... the whole senior year is going

ungjae: can't relate

sang: shut up u twink 

ungjae: :(

taeho: ok i'll come

taeho: but u have to pick me up and drive me home

sang: bitch i can't drive

taeho: ....pick me up and walk me home then

sang: is there a specific time u need to be home????

taeho: i mean not really

taeho: i could stay overnight but i don't want to

sang: WAIT

sang: I HAVE A GOOD IDEA

taeho: what?

sang: we could CAMP

ungjae: .. nd where exactly

sang: idk in my backyard or something

ungjae: thats gay

sang: ur gay

taeho: thats cool

sang: REALLY

ungjae: ugh are u serious

ungjae: so u guys are just gonna

ungjae: go out and have fun without me

ungjae: fuckin snakes

sang: hey

sang: i oFFERED YOU TO JOIN

ungjae: I CAN'T DRINK ALCOHOL ITS AGAINST THE LAW

ungjae: iN FACT ITS AGAINST THE LAW FOR ALL OF US U FUCKIN HEATHENS

sang: i am the law

ungjae: im gonna snitch you to the police if u bring 1 drop of alcohol near me

sang: ur such a baby awww

sang: chill out bRO

sang: i won't bring alcohol into the tent okay?

sang: jus pls come with us

sang: u don't even have to come to the party.. we can pick u up afterwards

taeho: YEAH I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE UNGJAE LIVES

sang: of course u do ur dating him

taeho: stop it

ungjae: what if my mum says no....

sang: then sneak out loser lol

taeho: STOP PRESSURING HIM TO BE BAD

taeho: nOT EVERYONE WANTS TO GET DRUNK AND SUCK DICK

ungjae: preach

ungjae: but fine i'll come

ungjae: IF i'm allowed

ungjae: i'm not sneaking out of my house just so u can get drunk and slobber all over my neck in a tent

taeho: lmfaoooo

sang: fine

sang: i'll just slobber on taeho's neck :)

ungjae: eat my ass

sang: you'd like that wouldn't you

taeho: STOP


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