Prologue: The Loop
He woke up to the ground, his knees glued on the floor. He pushed himself back up and fluffed his majestic, yellow hair. He reached for his pocket, looking for his phone. He went on YouTube and looked up Shia LaBeouf's speech: JUST DO IT! He did it. He did it, alright. As his arch enemy, Sausage Sasuke dragged closer to him, her jumped.
"YOU CAN NEVER DEFEAT JOSHUA THE WEEABOO!" He roared.
He pulled a sword from his back that was the size of an elephant's nose. He charged at Sausage Sasuke with all his might. However, Sausageke had some tricks up his sleeve. After Josh 'stabbed' him, Sausageke became distorted. He started fading, as if he was a hologram. He was. Josh looked around to see if his enemy was around. In the blink of an eye, Sausageke charged at Josh with his sausage.
"Ugh" He groaned.
"Sausageke!!!" He yelled
"Ah, Josh The Weeaboo is tied to his knees!" Sausageke said.
Sausageke disappeared. Josh scanned the horizon. He was weak and miserable. He lied his face down and fainted.
He woke up to the ground, his knees glued on the floor. He pushed himself back up and fluffed his majestic, yellow hair. He reached for his pocket, looking for his phone. He went on YouTube and looked up Shia LaBeouf's speech: JUST DO IT! He did it. He did it, alright. As his arch enemy, Sausage Sasuke dragged closer to him, her jumped.
"YOU CAN NEVER DEFEAT JOSHUA THE WEEABOO!" He roared.
He pulled a sword from his back that was the size of an elephant's nose. He charged at Sausage Sasuke with all his might. However, Sausageke had some tricks up his sleeve. After Josh 'stabbed' him, Sausageke became distorted. He started fading, as if he was a hologram. He was. Josh looked around to see if his enemy was around. In the blink of an eye, Sausageke charged at Josh with his sausage.
"Ugh" He groaned.
"Sausageke!!!" He yelled
"Ah, Josh The Weeaboo is tied to his knees!" Sausageke said.
Sausageke disappeared. Josh scanned the horizon. He was weak and miserable. He lied his face down and fainted.
He woke up to the ground, his knees glued on the floor. He pushed himself back up and fluffed his majestic, yellow hair. He reached for his pocket, looking for his phone. He went on YouTube and looked up Shia LaBeouf's speech: JUST DO IT! He did it. He did it, alright. As his arch enemy, Sausage Sasuke dragged closer to him, her jumped.
"YOU CAN NEVER DEFEAT JOSHUA THE WEEABOO!" He roared.
He pulled a sword from his back that was the size of an elephant's nose. He charged at Sausage Sasuke with all his might. However, Sausageke had some tricks up his sleeve. After Josh 'stabbed' him, Sausageke became distorted. He started fading, as if he was a hologram. He was. Josh looked around to see if his enemy was around. In the blink of an eye, Sausageke charged at Josh with his sausage.
"Ugh" He groaned.
"Sausageke!!!" He yelled
"Ah, Josh The Weeaboo is tied to his knees!" Sausageke said.
Sausageke disappeared. Josh scanned the horizon. He was weak and miserable. He lied his face down and fainted.
He woke up to the ground, his knees glued on the floor. He pushed himself back up and fluffed his majestic, yellow hair. He reached for his pocket, looking for his phone. He went on YouTube and looked up Shia LaBeouf's speech: JUST DO IT! He did it. He did it, alright. As his arch enemy, Sausage Sasuke dragged closer to him, her jumped.
"YOU CAN NEVER DEFEAT JOSHUA THE WEEABOO!" He roared.
He pulled a sword from his back that was the size of an elephant's nose. He charged at Sausage Sasuke with all his might. However, Sausageke had some tricks up his sleeve. After Josh 'stabbed' him, Sausageke became distorted. He started fading, as if he was a hologram. He was. Josh looked around to see if his enemy was around. In the blink of an eye, Sausageke charged at Josh with his sausage.
"Ugh" He groaned.
"Sausageke!!!" He yelled
"Ah, Josh The Weeaboo is tied to his knees!" Sausageke said.
Sausageke disappeared. Josh scanned the horizon. He was weak and miserable. He lied his face down and fainted.
He woke up to the ground, his knees glued on the floor. He pushed himself back up and fluffed his majestic, yellow hair. He reached for his pocket, looking for his phone. He went on YouTube and looked up Shia LaBeouf's speech: JUST DO IT! He did it. He did it, alright. As his arch enemy, Sausage Sasuke dragged closer to him, her jumped.
"YOU CAN NEVER DEFEAT JOSHUA THE WEEABOO!" He roared.
He pulled a sword from his back that was the size of an elephant's nose. He charged at Sausage Sasuke with all his might. However, Sausageke had some tricks up his sleeve. After Josh 'stabbed' him, Sausageke became distorted. He started fading, as if he was a hologram. He was. Josh looked around to see if his enemy was around. In the blink of an eye, Sausageke charged at Josh with his sausage.
"Ugh" He groaned.
"Sausageke!!!" He yelled
"Ah, Josh The Weeaboo is tied to his knees!" Sausageke said.
Sausageke disappeared. Josh scanned the horizon. He was weak and miserable. He lied his face down and fainted.
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The Adventures Of Joshua The Weeaboo
ActionThe Adventures Of Joshua The Weeaboo is a multiple-POV romp about a Weeaboo struggling to balance his school life with his inner anime life. Cliche? He has to fight his inner anime life with reality. still cliche?
