1.) I will not insist that he call Norway "big brother"
2.) He won't speak with me for a week if I do
3.) I will not tape Mr. Puffins beak shut
4.) Neither of them would be very happy afterwards
5.) I will not pluck Mr. Puffins feathers so I can use them as quils
6.) Norway would be immensely upset and threaten to get Sweden
7.) Run. Don't even look back just run... And don't even blink Sweden could be anywhere
8.) I will not dye his hair rainbow and shape it like an afro to look like clowns hair
9.) Nor give him a big red nose
10.) He would probably get mad enough to curse (foul language) me out
11.) Or he might get Norway to actually curse (bad spells that might kill) me...
12.) I will not tell him Mr. Puffin is dead
13.) He will cry way too much for it to be funny
14.) I will not take his weapon and throw it out the window, chances are it might hurt their dog...
15.) and no one would find that funny...
16.) Especially the bill to fix her up...
17.) I will not hide all of his food in Denmark's room
18.) chances are The Dane will eat all of it before he can even look for it
19.) Then I'd be forced to pay for his groceries next time
20.) I will not teach Mr. Puffin that its okay to fly around noisily while he's trying to work
21.) he'd get really mad at both me and Mr. Puffin
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How to Annoy the Hetalia Cast!
HumorSpin off from my Bleach and Naruto stories cx hopefully this is funny :P There's also gonna be 2p's!!! But not until I get most of the 1p's done Cx
