7 -new life

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XD u were rekt skrub
This didn't end
Yet
However
Peppa will get resurrected
Many times

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Peppa is now applying the pedal to the appliance known as metal.

She's late for work. She works at a maid cafe.

Luckily, there isn't any police to catch her :3

[Time skip]

Peppa is now talking to strangers in her amazing maid outfit.

"WhAt caN I GEt 4 youuuUuuuu?" Peppa asked a stranger.

"I want...wait for it.....insert dramatic pause here... an apple. Make it purebred red." A familiar pig said.

"Oh okay." Peppa replied.

Peppa came with the apple in 7 nanoseconds flat.

"Here is your apple, sir pig XD."

Peppa turned around.

A beautiful monkey customer then entered the room. He had Gucci red boots, to (*ahem* LEARN HOW TO SPELL, AUTHOR!! IT'S TWO!!) gold earrings on his left ear, a "SUPREME" shirt, and a gold grill.

Peppa stood in awe at the surprisingly familiar monkey. She doesn't remember who he is or where she met him, but he's familiar. She knows him because he is hot.

However, Peppa didn't know that the entire room was staring at her; she was stuck in thought. And no, baka, the people are all minding their biz. Blame the windows for starting it.

Windows XP

Then, a Windows XP startup sound echoed in the cafe.

Peppa was snapped back to reality, and the entire room was silent. Including the people this time.

The noise came from a Windows XP (Wow, way to be obvious, author).

The culprit was getting stares from literally every direction.

The culprit is...

Suzy Sheep

But who cares?

Peppa does.

Peppa immediately calles the coppers.

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