[JB]
Goddamn it, Kage.
He gonna make you his sex slave,
You're gonna gargle mayonnaise
[KG] No
[JB] Unless we bust a massive monster mammoth jam.
[KG] Dude, we've been through so much shit,
[JB] Deactivated lasers with my dick
[Both] Now it's time to blow this fucker down!
[JB] C'mon, Kage, now it's time to blow doors down
[KG] I hear you, Jables, now it's time to blow doors down
[JB] Light up the stage 'cause it's time for a showdown
[KG] We'll bend you over then we'll take you to Brown Town
[Both] Now we've got to blow this fucker down
[KG] He's gonna rape me if we do not blow doors down
[JB] C'mon, Kage, 'cause it's time to blow doors down
[KG] Oh, we'll piledrive you, it's time for the smackdown
[JB]
Hey anti-christ-er, Beelzeboss,
We know your weakness our rocket-sauce
We rock the casbah and blow your mind
We will defeat you for all mankind
You hold the scepter,
We hold the key
You are the devil,
We are the D [18x]
[Beelz]
You guys are fuckin' lame.
Come on, Kage, you're coming with me.
Taste my lightning, fucker!
[JB] No!
[Beelz]
Ow! Fuck!
My fuckin' horn!
Oh no!
[JB]
From whence you came you shall remain,
Until you are complete again
[Beelz]
No!
Fuck you, Kage, and fuck you, Jables!
I'll get you, Tenacious D!
