Joe Iconis: More Than Survive Lyrics
More Than Survive
This song is by Joe Iconis and appears on the album Be More Chill (2016).
Come on, come on, go go
Come on, come on, go go
I'm waiting for my porno to load
My brain is gonna freaking explode
And now of course it's time to hit the road
Which means I'll be uncomfortable all day
But that really isn't such a change
If I'm not feeling weird or super strange
My life would be in utter disarray
'Cause freaking out is my okay
Good morning, time to start the day
Come on, come on, go go
Come on, come on, go go
Now should I take a bus or walk instead?
I feel my stomach filling up with dread
When I get nervous my whole face goes red
To weigh the options calmly and be still
The junior on the bus is killer weak
But if I walk when I arrive I'm gonna straight up reek
And my boxers will be bunchy and my pits will leak
Oh God I wish I had the skill
To just be fine and cool and chill
I don't wanna be a hero
Just wanna stay in the line
I'll never be your Rob Deniro
For me Joe Pesci is fine
And so I follow my own rules
And I use them as my tools
To stay alive
I don't wanna be special no no
I just wanna survive
Come on, come on, go go
Come on, come on, go go
So Jenna Roland said Madeline told Jake, "I'll only have sex with you if you beat me at pool." And then she lost at pool. Deliberately
That is so awesome
Brooke
I mean slutty
Then, Madeline was all like
I'm telling the story Jenna! Oh my god. He's like, totally getting off on that
Yo, don't touch me tallass
Sorry, I was just trying to get to my
Jakey D! Yo what's the story with Madeline?
Oh man, I shouldn't say, but it's a good thing I rock at pool
I navigate the dangerous hall
Focus on a poster there on the wall
Avoiding any eye contact at all
And trying hard to remain unseen
The poster's closer now what does it say
It's a sign up for the afterschool play
It's a sign up sheet for getting called gay
And that's not what I need right now end scene
I hang a left and there's
Christine
Christine
Christine
Christine Caniglia
Christine
Did you say something?
Uh- I- uh- euh
Well that was smooth yeah that was super pimp
My mac daddy game couldn't be more limp
No time to wallow no instead
Just clear your brain and move ahead
Accept that you're one of those guys
Who'll be a virgin till he dies
I don't wanna be a baller
Just want some skills to count on
If my nuts were any smaller
They would be totally gone
If I continue at this rate
The only thing I'll ever date
Is my macbook pro harddrive
I don't wanna be Clooney no no
I just wanna survive
Micheal
Jeremy my buddy how's it hanging lunch is banging had my sushi got my slushie and more
The roll was meki maki and I'm feeling kinda cocky cause the girl at sev-elev gave me a generous pour
You're listening to Bob Marley again aren't you?
Oh I'm listening to Marley and the groove is sounding gnarly and we're almost at the end of the song
And that was the end, now tell me friend
How was class?
You look like ass
What's wrong?
I wrote Christine a letter telling her how I feel
That's progress
Yeah, I tore it up and flushed it
Ugh
It's still progress
It's all good. Hey, I saw on Discovery that humanity has stopped evolving
That's good?
Evolution's survival of the fittest, right? But now, because of technology, you don't have to be strong to survive, which means there's never been a better time in history to be a loser! So own it. Why try to be cool when you could be
Signing up for the play
I was gonna say getting stoned in my basement
No, I mean, look who's signing up for the play
Christine
Christine
Christine
Christine Coniglia
Christine
Christine
Christine
Christine Coniglia
Christine Coniglia
I feel my body moving through the air
I see my converse walking over there
I take a shaky breath and I prepare
Who cares if people think I'm lame
Christine signed I'll do the same
I grab the pen I write my name
GAY
I'm never gonna be the cool guy
I'm more the one who's left out
Of all the characters at school I
Am not the one who the story's about
Why can't someone just help me out
And teach me how to thrive
Help me do more than survive
More than survive
More than survive
If this was an apocalypse I would not need any tips
In how to stay alive
But since the zombie army's yet to descend
And the period is going to end
I'm just trying my best to pass the test and
Survive (come on, come on, go go)
Survive (come on, come on, go go)
Come on, come on, go go
Go go go go go go go go go go
Go go
