Chapter 5

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it was summer vacation. i miss school because thats where my salt supply is and i need it. my family decided we should go to didney worl. whe we got there i saw a big rollercoaster and my mom started yelling at me some more. MMMMM SALTY. The angsty teenage ticket person let me and i kicked in the balls. the saltyness of the situation made me nearly pass out. omfg UGHGHGHGHGUGGUGHUGGHUGUGHHUGHUHHGUHGUHUGH. IT FEELS SO GOOD SALT SALT SALT SALT SALT SALT SALT SALT SALT SALT SALT. I HAVE PLEASED THE SALT GODSSSSSSSS.

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