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Selena: What's wrong with all of you?

Gigi: More like what's wrong with you? Lip syncher.

Selena: I thought we were over this.

Selena: anyway, i'm asking what's wrong with y'all cause you guys haven't talked in a few weeks.

Zayn: Well I'm sorry I was too busy having a CAREER

Niall: Wait..... what career?

Harry: good one baby i'm proud ☺️

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Harry: good one baby i'm proud ☺️

Zayn: Listen you raging homosexuals-

Harry: I'm a pansexual, dingbat.

Zayn: How the hell did you just cut me off through text

Harry: Learned it from a fanfiction.

Ariana: aw harry reads fanfiction

Harry: Yeah! I read fanfiction about like group chats between me and my friends! Funny, right? They're kinda similar to this group chat!

Zayn: You're telling me our fans waste their time making stories about our conversations?

Harry: Yes indeed, Zayn. I am telling you that.

Zayn:

Zayn: BACK TO OUR FIGHT

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Zayn: BACK TO OUR FIGHT. Listen you raging homosexuals-

Harry: I'm pansexual, Zayn

Niall: 🍳

Zayn: Stop. Cutting me off

Kendall: How do ya like your eggs in the morning?

Kylie: I like them hard boiled;)

Zayn: I WAS SAYING THAT I DO HAVE A CAREER CAUSE I ACTUALLY TAKE MY TIME TO GET WORK DONE JESUS CHRIST

*5 minutes later*

Camila: Did you just say Jesus' name in vain?

Zayn: It isn't saying it if you're typing it

Zayn: It isn't saying it if you're typing it

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Gigi: so Kylie likes her eggs hard boiled.

Ariana: Kinky

Justin: I like em scrambled;)

Harry: Are you guys trying to flirt with eggs because it's clearly not working you...

*1 minute later*

Harry: Eggheads.

Niall: HAHHAHA GOOD ONE 😂😂

Harry: RIGHT HIGH FIVE BRO ✋

Niall: ✋

Ariana:

Justin:

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Justin:

Justin:

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