Aries: "It's funny how dumb you are."
Taurus: "You are smart. Especially the fat one."
Gemini: "Pain is hilarious!"
Cancer: " I'll hold my horses. I'll hold them... You monster. "
Leo: "Deer teeth, for you, kid!"
Virgo: "Remember! Reality is an illusion the universe is a hologram BUY GOLD BYEEE!"
Libra: "Oh, I know lots of things! Lots of things..."
Scorpio: "I have some children I gotta make into corpses!"
Sagittarius: "Sure I am [insane], what's your point?"
Capricorn: "EAT NIGHTMARES!"
Aquarius: "Sorry kid, but you're MY puppet now!"
Pisces: "Wanna hear the exact time and date of your death?"
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Gravity Falls Zodiacs
RandomWhich Character are you? Who's your enemy in Gravity Falls? What's your Character's quote? Let's see what's your zodiac! P.S. : 100000000000% not accurate and it's super random Gravity Falls belongs to Alex Hirsch