Ask Ticci Toby

Understandable

Uh. Hi.

Yes hello. Welcome back. Reason for being gone?

Uh. None?

So.... You were gone just because?

Yeah basically.

Huh.

Well I don't see why you care so much. No one else seems to care.

Very true. But it's not the fact that I care. It's more the fact that I'm bored.

Oh. Rude.

Fuck off man.

But I don't wanna.

I don't need you in my life. All you ever do is fuck everything up with everyone. You're the reason I'm always suffering. So to be honest, I'm here to damn you to heaven.

Heaven? That's oddly specific. Why there?

I don't want to burn in hell with you.