Don't write a Jeff the killer fanfiction like this.

Sexy Scenes

"Hello, tis I, Jeff the Killer, my little assistant is not here right now but I will gladly take over from here. Now, it's about time I discuss this, time for sex talk-"

Jeff was knocked unconscious from a knock to the back of the head.

"Good. He will be out for awhile."

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Well well. It's about time I got to this.

Now, you've all read lemons right?

Of course you have.

Well, that's all nice and fun and all but.. What happened to the gore?

Okay okay, Wattpad is run by thousands of romance based books. True?

Well... There's just so much lemon based books about Jeff.

While he's out cold, let me tell you a few things.

1. Jeff isn't a normal boy.

2. He has weird fetishes, if he has sex the way we describe him.

3. Why does the story move so fast?

Sex is sex, true. A lot of people make everyone teenagers in the franchise. Horny teenagers. Well, that's nice. But where is the action? Killer Protector had so much action. It was a great story, it was a huge impact on the franchise of Jeff.

It's been so long since I've found a good book about Jeff, how about this, I'll list some ideas about some books I want to see about Jeff. You can use them, but credit me or leave a link to my stories.

* A story in which a police officer is trying to track Jeff and capture or kill him. He enjoys chasing her in circles and she slowly gets closer but.... He gets her first. Then she tried to get away, how will that end? Will she get away and still go after him?

*A high school girl that can talk to dead people or read the future like palm reading and such. She knows something bad is coming to herself and she tries to run from it, Jeff takes her and tries to figure out what the future holds for him, but he is the dangerous future ahead of her.

*After an accident with a group of friends a girl is trying to figure out just what happened to her friends. She knows there was little to no evidence but she finds a bunch of stories. Once she opens them, every Creepypasta comes to life and is out in the world somewhere trying to take over the world slowly. Jeff nearly kills her, but sees she's the one that brought him to life. He uses her to try to take control for himself but little does he know the girl is trying to make sure all Creepypasta go back into their books.

See? Actually, that sounds great. Now, write these if you know you're going to finish them. Please? And if you do use them, make sure to note that I came up with the plot. Please? This is to help bring action back to the Jeff franchise.

Oh, he's waking up.

FixJeff everyone!