Harry: So guys, I found this cool game on Facebook: there's a zombie apocalypse, and you have to use whatever's to your left to fight with. What do you use to defend yourself? (P.S: mine is my wand. Take that, zombies!!)
Hermione: Mine is Hogwarts: A History.
Ron: A piece of cake
Ginny: Arnold
Neville: A toothbrush
Dumbledore: A pair of socks
Dobby: Twinsies, master Dumbledore! *high fives*
Voldemort: A bathtub. That may or may not be useful
Snape: A photo of Lily Evans
Everyone: O.o
Harry: WTF SNAPE?! THAT'S JUST WEIRD!
Snape: Hey, don't look at me. I saw what you were doing with that picture of Ginny at break yesterday. I may never sleep well again.
Harry: Snape! I told you to keep that a secret!
Ginny: Okay...well, I'm gonna go now....
{Ginny Weasley has left this chat, mildly disturbed.}
Ron: Harry, I will hunt you down. And kill you.
Ron: With a piece of cake.
Ron: 'Cause that's just how I roll.
