Laura: its good to be home. well see ya I am meeting ness delly and raini for lunch so have fun the nappies are in the cobord
ross: k see ya
ross goes to the twins crawling on the floor
ross: how bout I get your uncles round here
the twins are all smiley
ON THE PHONE
ross: riker get the guys and come to my house
riker: sure thing are the girls there
ross: no they just went out for lunch
riker: be there in 2 I will bring Rachel
ross: let me guess ratliff is bringing ruby
riker: yeah
ross: the girls tricked us to take care of the kids
END OF CALL
ratliff: so What did you and Laura do on your holiday
ross: the kids were occupied so me and Laura had a kinky time
rocky: spill
ross: so the kids were in there room sleeping so me and Laura are unpacking so she saw the stuff I packed tor her and I noticed she was wereing a thong so I kind of took it of with my teeth
riker: was she screaming with pleasure
ross: oh yeah
Laura: ross is this what you talk about when i'm not here
rocky: you probably banged her way to much ross
Laura: rocky shut your mouth I know your secret remember
rocky: sorry
riker: what secret
rocky: I like girls
riker: yes we know
rocky: and guys
guys: what
Laura: don't judge him he wanted to tell now will you all get out of my house rocky could you take the twins to your house my boyfriend and I need to take a trip to the hospital
ross: guys just go
guys leave
Laura: how dare you talk about our sex lives to your friends it is disgusting I am waiting for the apology
ross: Laura I am so sorry it won't happen again
Laura: I forgive you but your on nappy duty till there potty trained
ross: k now why do we take this upstairs and keep our little secrets
Laura: no cause you just want me to get pregnant again and you are bonkers
ross: what can I say I am one f a kind
Laura: you got that right come one
ross: yippe
