cupid // jaeyong

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welcome to a crack-ish jaeyong

almost everything that happens here is based on true events that me or my best friend have experienced-

its wild.

this is also an au ,':)

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jaehyun was bored.

extremely bored.

the male was in an imessage group chat with his friends and it was about 2am, getting no sleep as usual.

johnnyheadass: im hella catfishing rn and its fucking funny

yutaaaaa: what site

loselose: johnald what the fuck

yutaaaaa: johnny the SITE

johnnyheadass: gaycupid.com

bottomyong: im doing it

dieyoung: yall are dumbasses

bottomyong: you'd do it too to have fun

me: im just chilling and watching youtube

jaehyun chuckled at his screen as he read the messages, then deciding to go on the site himself and mess around. it was the early morning and he had nothing else to do, so why the hell not.

he exited out of youtube and jaehyun typed the site into his safari as he then began to create a fake account.

'which celebrity should i use' he thought in his head, looking at his screen as he hummed. he then switched to a new tab, typing into google images as he laughed quietly to himself.

Jackson Wang, Age 23, Chinese.

jaehyun had to contain his laughter, clasping his hand over his mouth as he looked at his screen. he was catfishing as jackson wang and he knew a lot of people on this sketchy site wouldnt know who the chinese idol was.

Hey! My names Jackson and I live in Los Angeles :) I'm really into music and I also dance. I'm really creative and I'm always down to make friends!

jaehyun continued to fill in more of the blanks, such as height, facial hair, the role in a relationship, and many more of the random and.. odd, fill in the blanks. he then finally completed 'jacksons' profile as he hit continue.

once jaehyun created his profile, the page reloaded. he raised his eyebrows as he got confused, seeing his profile already had a picture when he hadn't set it already.

'damn, what if this site is onto me.' he thought in his head as he chuckled, then setting his profile photo of a selfie of jacksons as his page reloaded again.

he saw that the photo he saw the first time didn't match his current profile photo, and it confused him.. until the jackson wang account he saw matched with him.

"THERES ANOTHER JACKSON WANG!" jaehyun quietly yelled out as he began to laugh hard, the other jackson beginning to type but jaehyun sending a message first.

Me: IGFIYDSKGKFNSKDMG

Jackson: Yo lmao

Jackson: HFSFKKDHKAHK

Me: I CANT BRYUEAHNRJ

Me: THIS IS ICONIC

Me: THE ODDS OF FINDING ANOTHER JACKSON DFHIAHDFK

Jackson: STOP I CAUFDJ BERTAHR

Jackson: HOLY SHIT

jaehyun continued to talk to the other jackson for a good while, the two laughing and screaming as jaehyun sent another message.

Me: ALRIGHT

Me: LETS BECOME FRIENDS PROPERLY AND ACTUALLY KNOW EACH OTHER

Jackson: OH

Jackson: OKAY

Me: I SWEAR IM NOT A CREEP IM JUST A GUY WATCHING YOUTUBE

Jackson: WAIT

Jackson: IS THIS JOHNNY

Me: WAIT FUCK WHO IS THIS

Me: THIS SURE AS HELL ISNT JOHNALD THIS IS JAEHYUN

Jackson: OHMYOF

Me: WHOIS THIS

Jackson: THIS IS TAEYONG

jaehyun laughed as he covered his mouth again and went into the imessage group chat, tying fast as taeyong was doing the same.

me: FUXKSKJSS TAEYONG

bottomyong: I CANT BEAYHEKEKS

bottomyong: THE OTHER JACKSON IS JAEHYDJSNSN

the next day, jaehyun messaged the group chat as he saw all the messages he missed, since he's rarely active.

bottomyong: i just realized

bottomyong: i can't see jaehyuns messages

me: WHAT

johnnyheadass: "WHAT" -jaehyun

me: TAEYONG WHAT THE FUCK AM I BLOCKED,?,,?,?

bottomyong: I CANT SEE HIM

loseloss: is he blocked?

bottomyong: WHY WOULD HE BE BLOCKED

me: TAEYONG FUCKIG FIX THIS

johnnyheadass: "TAEYONG FUCKING FIX THIS" -jaehyun

bottomyong: OH SHIT

bottomyong: WHEN MY SISTER TOOK MY PHONE SHE FUCKED UP THE CONTACTS AND PUT RANDOM PEOPLE ON BLOCK

bottomyong: JAEHYUN??

me: BITCH

bottomyong: I SEE YOU NOW

me: IS THIS WHY LAST NIGHT WITH THE CATFISHING YOU WERENT PROPERLT REPLYING TO ME

bottomyong: I GUESS AISJAKSMAKA

me: YOU FUCKING DUMBASS AJNSAKJSS