That Red Sweater
UNKNOWN: Hey we should hang out.
Me: Hi, im sorry, i think you have the wrong number.
UNKNOWN: Is this Vani?
Me: Who is this?
UNKNOWN: I have your red sweater.
Me: What.
UNKNOWN: Remember when you went to the park with Jane and Caleb? You had a red sweater on top of your long sleeved black shirt. You took it off and accidentally left it behind. But I grabbed it so i could return it! lol
Me: Who is this???
UNKNOWN: Im just another good person trying to give you your sweater back. :)
Me: Caleb? Jane? This isnt funny. I know its you guys.
UNKNOWN: Im not Caleb or Jane. You don't remember me?
Me: How did you get my number?
UNKNOWN: You gave it to me.
Me: Is this that guy I met at the park the other day? No offense but I thought I gave you a fake number.
UNKNOWN: Your friend gave me your real number. Anyways. We should hang out!! I could even give you your red sweater back.
Me: What is your name?
UNKNOWN: My name is Josh.
Me: Well, josh. Im sorry but im not interested.
UNKNOWN: Well, how do you know you're not interested if you dont even give me a chance for you to be interested?
Me: Trust me.. You're not my type.
UNKNOWN: ..
Me: My type is a lil muscle here and nice hair. You're... well... Glasses and stick body. No offense.
UNKNOWN: What about your Sweater?
Me: No. Keep it! Its the closest thing your getting to a girlfriend anytime soon.
UNKNOWN: You know, You're a real bitch.
Me: What? Lol. just because i rejected your ugly ass?
UNKNOWN: No, Because I was trying to be kind and give you your sweater back and buy you lunch but you are straight up telling me im ugly and worthless.
Me: and???
UNKNOWN: Just whatever. Forget it. Me: I will.
UNKNOWN: Okay. Fine. Well, i definitely wouldn't look outside your window right now. (3 mins ago)
Me: WHAT DID YOU DO TO HER?!?! MY DOG. WHAT THE HELL JOSH.
UNKNOWN: I didnt do anything. Me: IM CALLING THE COPS. YOU KILLED HER.
UNKNOWN: I didnt do it. I just warned you not to look out your window. I also wouldnt look in your parents bedroom.
Me: Who the fuck are you.
UNKNOWN: Not josh. But i have kept a close eye on josh and he struggles with depression and if you really did say those things to josh he would've killed himself.. But i know who you are Vani.. You're a bitch. You judge people for their looks.
Me: What did you do to my parents?!?
UNKNOWN: I didnt do anything. you did.
