I'm just here to make everyone else uncomfortable . No joke when I thought of this idea ten minutes ago, I haven't started laughing.
Anyways basically this book ships Hairy Potty and Several Snaps.
Enjoy!!(if you don't get weirded out)
SNAPE POV As I walk down the familiar hallway that I stalked Lily Potter in, I spy a boy with raven hair chasing after a boy with blonde hair. Damn Malfoy. I even confronted the beautiful platinum blonde child this year to say that Potter was my bitch and no one else's. I walk quicker to catch up to them.
"75 points from both of your houses. Mr. Potter, I will see you in detention."
I love taking points away from my precious Harry. It's kind of my way of flirting with him.
(A/N: are you uncomfortable yet? I am...this is really awkward)
You see, I wasn't always a child predator, I am not one still. Nagini did not actually kill me, and now I am still teaching because of my undeniable love for the Boy who Lived x2!!!!! I sound creepy, and yes, I am.
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That picture made me laugh. I hope you liked it too.
AT DETENTION
Ok, I have to make my move. "Harry." He looks up at me. "I am in love with you."
Suddenly, Umbridge shows up and casts a love spell on me and my door. Sorry Potter, I guess we can see other people.
I hope you liked his warm up. I am just getting started. Comment if I make it too weird. Until we meet again, Wildxchild
