so after levi and eren finished fucking and shit shit started to happen bc eren was in labour and levi had turned into a reverse prostitute after eren stopped seeing him.
eren was now living as a part time soon-to-be mother and levi was like I said a reverse prostitute. he fucc men here he fucc men there but he don't care
oh shit that rhymed
Anyways suddenly eren went into labour and he had a gay baby that he named juan bc he misses levi and that makes sense
and then suddenly levi appeared at erens birth with his hUGEEEEEEEEEEE BONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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and then they fucc again in front of poor juan
and then amy appears out of no where with lauren the sticky condom and then they start to fucc which I really don't want to imagine with levi and eren and then they had moar babies which then resolved lauren the sticky condom being put into jail bc amy is too young and innocent for that shit and then Julia and Donald Trump come in and start to fucc which I too don't want to imagine but I'm writing it anyways
in front of juan
poor juan
then juan shoots gay lazers out of his eyes bc he's a magical gay boi
moral of the story: don fucc in front of juan
