Kenny's pov
The music pounding into my ears wasn't my favorite part of parties, nether were the drunk idiots. Oh I don't really like drinking at parties.
"Kenny?" Stan asked drunkenly holding a drunker looking Kyle
"Yeah?" I said taking a sip of my water
"We're gonna go home"Kyle said
"Oh no way! I'm driving you guys home"I yelled as Craig ran to us
"Please,OH PLEASE! Come to my house,nobody is home and I'm scared of the dark"Craig said falling onto me
"I can't go home drunk wait I'm sober,Stan,do I look sober?"Kyle asked Stan making me laugh
"Yeah bro totally,do I look sober?"Stan asked pointing at Craig
"Yes,I already know I'm sober"he said hugging me
"Alright get in the damn car!"I yelled dragging them along and stuffing them into Kyle's car,he was supposed to stay sober but Stan challenged him and the trash can to a drinking game
Then we were driving,Stan and Kyle fell asleep like 2 minutes ago
"Kenny are you sleeping over?"Craig asked holding a cup of beer
"Yeah,sure"
"Will you sleep with me?"Craig asked looking over at the sleeping pair
"Why?"I asked still looking at the road
"Because tweek broke up with me and I'm scared of the dark,he used to tell me how he is scared of a lot of things,Kenny,I can't live without tweek!"Craig cried covering his face
"Oh Craig don't cry,I'll sleep with you just don't cry!"I pleaded
"Really?!"he yelled waking Stan up
"Shut.the.fuck.up.Craig."Stan said grabbing Kyle and getting out of the car
"Let's go Craig"I said getting out
Once Kyle and Stan got to the extra bedroom we went to Craig's room
"I'm sorry"he whispered hugging me
"It's fine,Tucker,just don't act like a dick in the morning"I said laying him down
"You said sleep with me,not on the floor"Craig said taking his clothes off
"I sleep in boxers,it's weird if you do too"I said taking off my boots
"Ah~Stan!"A voice moaned through the wall
"Ew"Craig said hiding under his covers
"I hear that a lot"I mumbled under my breath
"You're in boxers,now sleep in my bedo" he said adding a O to bed
So I slept with him not sexually,just sleep
"oH no no NO!"Craig screamed waking me up
"If the reason you're screaming is because you think we had sex,don't worry the only people banging was Kyle and stan"I said standing up and stretching
"Oh,no I just remember telling you about tweek."he said covering his face
"Its fine I'm not really like you but I've had problems with dating"I sighed
"Oh,I'm sorry I try not to really let emotions out but when I'm drunk as hell that's a different story"he laughed well I could tell it was a lame excuse of a laugh
"Yeah I feel you"I said hugging him
"McCormick,I'll tell you this once,thanks for the hug but I'm not a hugger"he said patting my back
"Tucker,I'm a hugger,as a child I really didn't get hugged much so shush and let me enjoy this"I said hugging him tighter
"You're tall"he giggled then paused blushing like mad
"And you're short"I laughed patting his head
"Ow stop my head still hurts"Craig whined
"That's one of the reasons I don't drink"I laughed
"Lucky you"he groaned
"Yeah,lucky me"I laughed as he snuggled his head into my chest
"I'm so tired and you're comfy"he said blushing
"I am?"
"Can we sleep? Or you're cuddling with me"Craig said looking up at me with his big doe eyes
"Uh I'll cuddle with you"I winked grabbing his ass
"McCormick,don't fucking play me,I can kill you in the snap of a finger,and you're lucky I'll cuddle with you,bitch"he yelled as I poked his nose
"You're too short to reach"I laughed
"Yeah,you're right"he said smiling and punching me in the dick
"Oh fuck you,Tucker"I groaned
"In your dreams,McCormick"he laughed
"That's correct but I can fuck anyone I want!"I said grabbing him by the collar
"Oh really? Prove it."he said staring me dead in the eyes
"Tucker,I can tell you're desperate,so I know you wanna fuck something,but I've got this big dick to fuck you with,I know you want it"I whispered into his ears
"Wrong,I'm not desperate,and I'm not going to get fucked by you"he said blushing like mad
"Are you sure?"
"Yeah I wanna sleep,not have hangover sex"he said annoyed
"What if we dated first?"I asked
"Sure."
"How about 5:30 tomorrow?"I asked smiling
"Sure that actually sounds nice"he whispered
"Then sex?"I asked
"Fuck off,McCormick"he groaned running to his bed as I followed
Then he lied on his stomach and talked to me for the rest of the time before falling asleep
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.Hey was that good? 858 words. Damn that's a lot!
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