[losers club] attention

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PLEASE GO READ SECRET SANTA - w.o.(au)

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Ben
- dramatically reading things aloud
- "OXICLEAN! GETS THE TOUGH STAIS OUT!"
- "ben what're you talking ab-"
- "I AM STUCK ON BAND AIDS CUZ BAND AIDS STUCK ON ME"

Beverly
- messes with your hair
- "ahahah look I made all your hair frizzy!"
- "I look like a clown"
- "yeet gotta goooo"
- uhhh...

Bill
- he makes you get up and start dancing randomly
- "rAnDom DaNciNg"
- "omg please don't"
- "look I'm doing the worm!"
- "oh no."

Eddie
- he starts strutting like he's going down a runway and modeling
- "sashay away. shante you stay."
- "wtf are you doing Eddie?"
- "working my shit BITCH"
- "Okay....YES HONEY!!"

Mike
- moving around you so that your always looking at him
- "look at me I will never pass for a perfect wife or a perfect daughter"
- "I'm trying to look at this map, mike"
- "But I'm more beautiful than this map"
- "yes you are but not quite as useful now are you"

Richie
- says dumb pick up lines super loudly
- "DO YOU HAVE A MIRROR IN YOUR POCKET?!?!"
- "no."
- "CUZ I CAN SEE MYSELF IN THEM"
- richie no.

Stanley
- throws paper planes at you
- "heh...heh heh"
- "stan stahp"
- "hehe nope!"
- "YOU JUST HIT ME IN THE EYE"
- where'd he go?

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