Stan
~why does Santa have a big sack
~because he only comes once a year
Eddie
~I'm emotionally constipated
~i haven't given a shit is days
Richie
~the only way ur getting laid is
~if you crawl up a chickens ass and wait
Bill
~what goes in hard and dry but comes out soft and wet?
~gum.
Mike
~why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle
~bc his wife died
Ben
~nOt oN mY ChRistIan mInCRaFt SeRvEr1!1!
Beverly
~life is like toilet paper
~your ether a roll
~or taking shit from some asshole
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FanfictionComplete i don't suggest reading this it's rlly old so yeah i'm sorry in advance 😟
