superbat and pussy

It was a sunny day when it happened. It had been raining a few hours ago but has been clear for a while. It all begins as Superman is flying around the neighborhood when her hears  some comotion. "What could that be", he wondered to himself as he acends from the heavens. On his way down  he hears a few comments such as "oh it's just a bird" followed by some snickering and he wishes Batman was here Batman doesn't take shit from anyone he thinks dreamily, he admits he's had a crush on Batman for awhile just never wanted to confess it to anyone for fear of rejection but he can still dream. He finally make it o the ground and sees it's just a cat stick in a tree, "How typical", he thinks and as he gets down from the tree in swings Batman and killed the cat he just saved. " What the fuck I just saved that cat", supes screamed covered in cat blood, " No, that wasn't just a normal cat", said batman in his handsome gruff voice. "That, Superman, was the pussy lord", he said with so much hatred that all supper man could say was, "That was fucking hot". Just then Batman turned to face him and got right up to his face and Superman could feel the hot breath on his lips and said "you don't like pussy do you super *hot breath* man" then he wiped some of the cat blood off of him and licked it and that was it for super be kissed his mouth and they began to visiously make out.   But little did they know that wouldn't be the last of the pussy