Suicide Squad Boyfriend/Girlfriend Scenarios

Damn Allergies- Deadshot

I'm sorry guys my computer broke and I just got it fixed so lots of updates coming your way!

"Hey bae!" Y/n said as she kissed Floyd on the lips. You see the lovely couple was currently at the park with her daughter, Natalia and Zoé, keeping an eye on them as they played. Soon a lady comes and sits next to Floyd. "OMG its you....the sexy man from the club" she said biting her lips 'sexily'. In reality she looked like a walrus on drugs. "So did ya miss me? Who am I kidding of course you did!" she asked getting WAY to close to your man. You then suddenly sneezed, earning a worried look from, Floyd. You just waved your hand in dismissal. "So, you just left the club without me baby, I know you were just looking for me..." She said feeling up on your man's chest, you sneezed once again. Every time she said that Floyd loves her or missed her barbie ass you sneezed. "Hey how bout we get married? I can be the greatest mother to your child." after she said that it was like sneeze central. "Excuse me, but your sneezing is interrupting me and my boo.". "DAMNIT HOE! MY ALLERGIES ARE GOING CRAZY! I'M SORRY I'M ALLERGIC TO YOUR DAMN BULLSHIT!" y/n yelled as she fell on Floyd's lap clinging onto him. "I'M HAVING A SEGURE!" she said as she started to shake making Floyd hold onto her so she won't fall off. "Ugh, your such a slut." dat hoe said walking off. "YEAH WALK AWAY LIKE A BITCH!" Y/n yelled as she stopped shaking and struggled to get up due to your lovely boyfriend's hold on your waist. "Lego of meh" y/n said struggling. "You had a allergic reaction, I have to give you your medicine" Floyd whispered in your ear smirking. Once you left the park you dropped the kids off at your brother's and had a VERY eventful night, welp looks like someone has to take a pregnancy test due to you and your bae doing it 4 times everyday for the past 2 weeks.

Reader is freaky 👅💦 lol anyways Imma update I just need scenarios and/or oneshot ideas