Aries: "I'm not scared"
Taurus: "I have no room for dessert"
Gemini: "Don't worry I won't tell anyone"
Cancer: "I'm not upset" *On the verge of tears*
Leo: "No I'm not jealous"
Virgo: "Oh wow that's so interesting" *Has already read Wikipedia article a year ago about the topic and knows more than you*
Libra: "You're my greatest friend" *Said this to 10+ people*
Scorpio: "I don't give a fuck*
Sagittarius: "Nah, nah, it's all legal dw"
Capricorn : "I don't know" *They do, they just don't care enough to explain*
Aquarius: "Sorry" *Not sorry*
Pisces: "I'm on my way" *Still in bed*
