nx: Lmao nobody
nx: But hi who is this?????
me: HUH?????
nx: I said hi who is this lmao
me: Who am I? Who are you?
me: Who is your daddy, and what does he do?
nx: A girl from wattap lmao kdot
me: I hope you leave enough room for my fist because I'm going to ram it into your stomach!
nx: Why do you want to know who my daddy is
me: Nevermind, you're too young to get the Arnold Schwarzeneger jokes.
me: Those are all his lines
nx: And I'm not t young I'm 20
me: Well, then you should have gotten at least some of them.
me: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XyfYc0bfB4&feature=kp
nx: What are you talking about
nx: OK do you want a dick or nah
nx: Nah I'm just joking its a joke
me: I'm talkin' bout Arnold dammit
nx:Jk
nx: Are you Puerto Rican?
me: Ok you're definitely going to be on one of my stories.
me: Best conversation ever.
me: No, I'm not Puerto Rican
nx: Nah I'm good
me: I'm from Afghanistan
nx: I'm from Afghanistan too
nx: <3
me: No shit
nx: <3
nx:No shit do you want to get I to a arguement
me: Pashto! Pastho Pashto! Obama!
nx: If you want to start problem the then bye
me: Də bašar ṫol afrād āzād naṙəy tâ rāźī au də ḥays̱iyat au ḥuqūqo lâ palwâ sarâ barābar dī. ṫol də ʿaqəl au wijdān ḫāwandān dī au yo lâ bal sarâ də warorəy pâ rūḥiye sarâ bāyad čaland kəṙī.
me: Awww...come on, I was just having fun.
me: You trolled me first
nx: What's ur real name?
me: Madeleine
nx: my name is alexandra
me: Madeleine Stowe
me: But that was before the ummm...sex change.
me: Now I'm Brett.
me: Brett the Hitman Hart.
nx: Did you like how sex feels
me: I like when Arnold does it.
nx: It feels good
me: do u like arnold?
nx: How about when he does it whith you
me: He just asks me who is my daddy all the time.
me: And then I say I like the Mac Daddy
me: And then he goes the Mac Daddy?
me: And then I go, yeah, the Daddy Mac!
nx:Do you want to fuck hard
me: The Mac Daddy and the Daddy Mac?
me: Sometimes, but it depends on whether Arnold likes it.
me: I love where this is headed BTW. I can guarantee 5K reads on this. NO really.
me: You are the best thing EVAR. :D
nx: Send me naked picture of you
me: I just did. check your email.
nx: Email OK bye I have to read books
me: Ok, have fun! :D
nx:I have to go bye
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