"Gay? Lesbian? I'm straighter then the pole your mother dances on honey."
****************
Just clearing this up, this is not meant to offend anyone. It's meant for people who always get called gay/lesbian but are actually straight :) Honestly, so many people get accused of being lesbian because they're a tomboy or something and guys get accused of being gay because they act feminine, so this is a comeback for them.
YOU ARE READING
The Best Of Comebacks
Random❝A book for comebacks.❞ WARNING// If easily offended please do not read this book as you might be upset by some of the content.
