☆ memeulous x joshy.

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「 通知 」
MEMULOUS POV.

"Okay, so um, I'm here wiv Allexx,"

It was a new day... I was just on that grind tryna make some clout. You know, the usual.
I was recording a new video wiv my gay roommate Allexx. He sat next to me as a recorded my intro, occasionally I could feel his glance burn into me as I teased him about the video: signing him to grindr. You know my preteen female audience that cream over my voice love that shit.
Anyway, that wasn't the point... This was all a distraction for me. My snaggletooth roommate with a charming lisp, enticing indeed. But it was nothing compared to what was causing the hollow feeling in my stomach... the cause of my lack of inspiration. And no, it wasn't the fact that I haven't had any Grime artists to rant about.

It was Josh. Joshua. My everything.

It had been 2 months since I had made a video wiv Josh (ROBLOX IS NOT FOR KIDS, published 9 June 2018, gotta get those views boiz) , let alone spoken to him. It was my fault, though. I was being petty, because I had realised something.
In the midst of our sessions, screwing with innocent kids on HabboHotel, getting (ear) raped on Bin Weevils, and being very shit at Fortnite ™, in the midst of everything... I had realised... I didn't want Joshua to be my lad anymore.

I wanted... more. I craved... more.

At some point, his voice made me feel primal. Like a feral, female cat in heat. I just felt want. Felt need. When I had figured out my feelings for Josh, I was in denial... not because I didn't think I was gay. Obviously I'm gay, you don't need to be a rocket scientist to figure that out, but, I couldn't... not for... not for Josh, surely? Not that, idiotic, clapped, schoopid, charming, handsome... nonce.
So, I had decided to whore myself out to men. Throw my feelings away. Hopefully, get herpes. Hah jk, I already have that shit. Hah jk again, I'm a virgin.
Anyway, my ass was pounded into the shadow realm, and yet, just the thought of Joshy made my ass immediately eject whatever was inside it. I knew then, that Josh was the only one for me.

"-Orge. Hey, George you fuCkinG iDiyUt!"

In my daze, Allexx had snapped me out of it with his prepubescent yet somehow almost pedophile like voice. "Whaddyuu want? My fucking baaf water?"

"No, you absolute slag. Some dodgy looking chav's standing at the door. Anywho, I'm fuckin going to get some food now, George, bye," Allexx informed, before making his way into the bathroom and slamming the oak door shut.
I sighed to myself and slumped into my chair. I hadn't left it for like 5 months to be fair.

Wait. Did Allexx say... dodgy looking chav? No, it couldn't be...

Josh...?!

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a.n ; whaddup, this is the intro, and i gots heaps of school work to do, but i will be wasting a tenth of my day writing about brit men fake pining after each other. im also a new zealander (brexit means m? 😔👊🏼🇬🇧) so idk how to write in the speech of a brit. so don't mind that.

also -- fujoshis dni. fr. dont want your stench around me 😐