Me: okay, time to check my book views.
Phone: Okay, time to get thrown.
Book: *sips tea* oh hello.
Me: wussup! What you got?
Book: I am now your most read book at 773 views, and, I'm #1000 in Humor.
Me: *blinks, opens mouth, closes mouth, looks around to find any family* Okay, nobody's here. *screams and throws phone*
OKAY. HOLD UP. WAIT A MINUTE.
EXCUSE ME?
HOW IN THE WORLD DID THIS HAPPEN?
THANK YOU SO FREAKING MUCH YOU GUYS ARE SO AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!
