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Aries Can I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?

Taurus Is your daddy a Baker? Because you've got some nice buns! 

Gemini Let me tie your shoes, cause I don’t want you falling for anyone else.

Cancer Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.

Leo Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.

Virgo Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die.

Libra I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.

Scorpio They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you

Sagittarius Was your father a thief? ‘Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

Capricorn I'm not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.

Aquarius There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.-

Pisces There are a lot of fish in the sea, but you’re the only one I’d like to mount.

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