Welcome to the Loud House

chapter 112: Snow Way Down

"See ya, Zozo, have fun with the girls." Hercules told his twin sister before walking with Lincoln to Clyde's family car.

Zoe waved as she carried Lily in her arm and walked off inside the house. Clyde's first dad soon drove off.

"Dashing through the snow, In a luxury SUV, We're making us some time, Because we stopped to pee, hey!~" The boys sang together.

"Whoa, what was that?" Lincoln asked before they drove past an old ski ramp.

"It looks kind of dangerous." Hercules said.

"Oh, that's the Ramp of Insanity," Harold informed. "It's a near-vertical drop where you can reach speeds of 100 miles an hour, then get launched 5,000 feet in the air!"

"Sweet!" Lincoln beamed. "Do we get to go on it?"

Howard gasps and passes out.

"And that is why I'm doing the driving," Harold noticed. "Lincoln, let me translate for Howard: no."

"How do we wake him up?" Hercules asked.

"I'll handle this," Clyde said as he leaned over with smelling salts to wake up his sickly father. "Don't worry, guys. We have tons of other fun stuff to do."

"What happened...?" Howard asked as he came to.

"Uh, we were just wondering how much longer is it to the lodge?" Hercules asked.

"Oh," Howard replied. "How much longer, Harold?"

"I think another half hour or so." Harold smiled.

"Great." Hercules said.

Soon enough, they arrived at the cabin.

"Here we are!" Howard announced.

"Whoo-hoo!" Lincoln cheered before running out of the car. "Race you to the front door!"

"Ah, ah, ah, hold on." Harold told him.

"Why?" Hercules asked. "What's going on?"

"My parents don't want us to slip on the ice." Clyde replied as the McBride men were clearing the way with salt.

"Ah." Lincoln and Hercules replied.

After that was done...

"Ah, what a cozy little place." Hercules smiled before trying to get inside.

"Ah, ah, ah, hold on." Howard told him.

"What now?" Hercules asked.

"My parents don't want us to get splinters." Clyde replied.

"Ah." Lincoln and Hercules replied.

The boys run out of the cabin and cheer, but of course, their fun would soon be ruined.

"So, what should we do first?" Clyde smiled. "Go sledding?"

"I'll grab Big Red 2!" Lincoln smiled back.

Howard then stopped the boys and put them in tight and warmer clothes for the outdoors.

"I can't breathe!" Hercules muffled before groaning and falling over. "Why?!"

"My parents' don't want us to get frostbite." Clyde told Lincoln and Hercules before opening the door with his teeth.

"What if I have to pee?!" Lincoln yelped.

"Not a problem," Clyde replied. "Just give me 15 minutes notice."

"I think I'll just burst out of this when I need to go to the bathroom." Hercules said.