Quotes, poems, pickup lines.

joke!

Sorry I have to I love cheesy dad jokes so here is just couple for y'all
(mainly cause I'm bored)

Knock knock

Who's there?

Noah

Noah who?

Noah fence but your really ugly

What did one couch say to the couch that was in the other side Of The room?

Where sofa apart!
(A-ha that's sofa king funny)

How do cows laugh?

Moo haha haha

(someone please help me)

What's worse that two squirrels up a tree....

TWO TREES UP A SQUIRREL!

HAHAHAHAHAH

Sorry

Oh and guess what?
I wrote a song about a tortilla!

Just kidding it was a wrap

Just one more!

What does batman have in his drinks?

Just ice
Ha!

OK I lied 1 just 1 more
😛

Knock knock

Who's there?

Britney spears

Britney spears who?

Knock knock

Who's there?

Oops I did it again

Lol

Thanks