the sloppy kiss

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Mlb also known as butxh girl was shopping in Morrissey for some cheap  nuggets [horse nuggets], then after she went and bought a potato from the ground floor of Roy's potato muffin store. She bought the vpotato and wrapped her big tooth around it.she then met a maiden called shrek. Mlb looked at the sexy piece of angry bird and sighed. She dreamed about the sexy pigeon she saw a few days ago and thought damn that was a mother flipping bird. My favourite type of bean is shrek. She then sniffed the tiles in the air. She strutted to freyas house and sniffed her angry armpits. She then grabbed Greta and sprayed her nose on mlbs knee and toe nail that had just fell on the floor. All of a sudden the great shrek flung a vegetable across the dinner table along with mlbs big muffins. U BIT MY BOTTOM said an angry armpit. It was Greta. O my lil lorry said greta as she licked her wounded armpit. How satsumas tasted good with cream and bin juice thought shrek as he scrapped some banana off the ceiling. The ceiling then fell on him and killed him. One million years later...
Shrek becomes a fossil fuel and is used as a petrol. The end xx

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