cigs and berry cruisers [completed]

twenty-eight.

"what would you do if i screwed you over?"

"please explain."

"well what if i screwed the entire football team, became a stoner and then became a sixteen year old stripper?"

"wow, um i don't know. that's a weird question."

"just answer the question. it's only hypothetical."

"well then you would have forgetten the fact that you'd probably have a few STI's and be pregnant hahaha. i don't know though i'd probably become that creepy stalker guy watching your every move."

"oooo that sounds very creepy but you aren't the creepy kind"

"oh really why not?"

"because you're too sweet."

"well would you rather me stalk you or some creepy forty year old guy?"

"you. definetely you.