what your first kiss was like
BEN
- a short peck
- you initiate it
- he's a blushing mess
- "wooOW"
BEV
- she initiates it
- ends up being a make out session
- "did you just touch my boob?"
- she's super snarky abt it
BILL
- sloppy, super short (like richie's wang)
- super shy
- hella blush
- "bill it's just a kiss"
EDDIE
- you definitely initiated that shit
- he's whEEZING
- "i'm haviNG AN ASTHMA ATTACK" "eddie it was a PECK CHILL OUT"
- he's literally so happy he could die
MIKE
- he's also super shy
- you're both super awkward
- "will you marry me?" "uhh mike we're fourteen"
- he's like a puppy in love
RICHIE
- it's during a cheesy game of spin the bottle
- he ends up almost chickening out
- "that was a nice kiss. wanna hop on my wang?"
- he's actually super awkward about it
STAN
- he totally initiates it
- he can't kiss
- "i'm pretty sure you're not supposed to bite my tongue stanley"
- lasted like five seconds, he's sayin that you hardcore made out
BELCH
- happened during seven minutes in heaven
- he's super hella sexual
- that horndog got your shirt off without you noticing
- "how'd you do that?" "magic"
HENRY
- he's actually kinda shy
- "so are we supposed to kiss now" "sure"
- happened in like fifth grade
- he's been your bf ever since
PATRICK
- he's super experienced that perv
- "that was hot"
- somehow manages to unclip your bra through your shirt
- "was that my bra? what the hell pat"
VICTOR
- sort of a mutual thing
- "we should kiss" "yup"
- total make out session
- is actually super awkward
